Jumat, 29 Agustus 2008

Funny Story, Good Morals

Hi Friends!

Today i've received a email from an old friend, it consist of several lessons and morals. So i want to share it for you all... please enjoy..

LESSON 1

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp.

They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.
The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"

So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas , on a fast boat and have no worries." Pfufffff. and he was gone.

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pfufffff and he was also gone.

The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office afterlunch at 12:55pm."

Moral of the story:
"ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSS TO SPEAK FIRST"

LESSON 2
Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand, "Listen,"

said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive.
He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder machine. "I just need one copy."

Moral of the story:
"NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING"

LESSON 3
An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?"

The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."
The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"

Again, the Japanese was confused over he question.

The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you ... Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese!, etc......???-"

The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked what kind of kee was he.

The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of -kee am I ?!"

The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"

Moral of the story:
"NEVER INSULT ANYONE"

LESSON 4
There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French,who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.

Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."

The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted, "WINE".
The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.

Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.

The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool.

The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "SHIT!!!!!!!-.........-"

Moral of the story:
"THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN"

LESSON 5
The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in-charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:

Brain..... I should be in-charge because I run all body functions.

Blood..... I should be in-charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain.

Stomach... I should be in-charge because I process food to the brain.

Legs...... I should be in-charge because I take the brain where it wants to go.

Eyes...... I should be in-charge because I let the brain see where it's going.

Asshole... I should be in-charge because I get rid of your waste.

All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad.
To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.

Day 1: Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief Day 2: Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly Day 3: Legs got cramps and became unstable Day 4: Eyes became watery and vision became blurred Day 5: Blood became toxic and poisoned the body Day 6: The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in-charge.

Moral of the story:
"NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN-CHARGE"


So How it is??? funny huh?? i laugh in every part of the lesson.... wkwkwkwkwkwk

Thanks to Giant for sending this email..

What a Funny lesson!


Warmly Regards,

-ed-


The Highlights:
- Get and learn lessons in fun way... so it will get into your mind. hahahaha.. ^ ^

My Friend Birthday!

Hi friends!

Several days ago my friends and I planned to celebrate our beloved friend, Recca. Actually we have been discussed it when we gather at FX. We planned to give recca a surprise party.

Here is the scenario:

Before the day

Stefanus (Boim) had planned Recca’s kinapped. He told Yonish to have an appointment with Recca at Taman Anggrek. Yonish asked him accompanied her to buy shoes and bag.


On the day (Saturday, 09 August ’08)

11.00 AM

Yonish, Recca, and I arrived at the mall. Yonish and Recca walked together meanwhile, I walked alone searching for new shoes. I can’t walk together with them because if he saw me, he will curious and knew our plan.


14.00 PM

I meet liberman and Dion at Gramedia, we were waiting for Boim instructions. After we got the instructions, we directly went to Ajisen Ramen (Japanese restaurant) to meet Recca. While Liberman wait there, Dion, Boim, and I wait at the back of the restaurant. While waiting, Boim asked the security permission to run the scenario.

Then Recca’s eye was fold by handkerchief, without any offense he was taken to Boim car then we went to Strawberry Café. At that café our other friend had wait for our coming.


15.00 PM

We arrived at Strawberry Café. We sat Recca on a chair and asked the waitress to set the cake and surprise.
The lamp was off and the music goes….. ta daaa!!! Happy birthday!! Happy Birthday!!….

Recca was so surprised and start to recognized where he was.. hahahaha.. then he blew the magic candle and cut the cake… First cake goes to Boim! The one who planned this.
After that we eat there and played several interesting game… it was so fun and entertaining..
When we eat K.Fredy and Pandu came, after finishing all the game we have to go.


17.30 PM

We went to TA by Boim’s car…
Unfortunately we all forget to bring Recca’s bday cake.. sooo...

We went back to the café to get it. hahahahaha....


18.00 PM

Arrived there… some went to ATM while K.Fredy and I went to G2000

I accompany him to buy several shirt. He asked for my suggestion, which one is best and suit to him. I choose a pink stripe shirt and a green shirt, because he will use it with a blazer. So it will be nice to choose a bright color to make good accent and stripe pattern, to make him slimmer. Beside that, K.fredy had more dark shirt than bright shirt, so… I choose another color for him. Bright color will make him more attractive… ^ ^

After K.fredy tried several shirt, he buy two of it.. one is the pink stripe shirt and the other is blue shirt (his favorite color)


18.45 PM

Pandu went back home…. He has something to do with his job, and so do I.
Soooo I also permit to go back while the others continued their fun time there.

What a day!



Warmly Regards,

-ed-

The Highlights:
- Birthday present doesnt always a gift, but it also can be a reminiscent and surprising moment.